Meet Griswold. Gris for short. This is his life story.
First he was born, on the needles of course. DPNs.
He grew up, but still had some loose ends
But eventually, he matured into a bundle of wonderful awesomeness.
But the life he was living, wasn't enough for poor Griswold. He wanted more from the life he was living. So he decided to stop messing around and get down to business. So he went to college and got himself enrolled in the wonderful world of criminal justice. But just when he was about to graduate and get his degree in criminal forensics, a new calling entered his life. He knew what he wanted to do and how he needed to achieve his goals. Griswold P. Pod wanted to be a private detective. This job could only be done with one thing. A mustache, naturally. So he grew one and achieved his dreams. The end.
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